Really, I just want something to drink. Aha, here’s a ’95 St. Francis Zinfandel “Old Vines”. In fact, here’s five of them. They should be just coming around… (SFX: Sam Kinison scream) NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! Pruny and oxidized. And woody, too, but that’s just an incipient melanoma on a beheaded prisoner. On the plus side, it’s not too alcoholic. What do I do with the four bottles I have left? My rating: Joe Besser.