"I've often wondered to myself:
does a vegetarian look forward to dinner, ever?"

      ~ Julia Child

"Stuart has a real problem with authority."

      ~ Robert M. Parker, Jr

"Omigawd, you people are alcoholics!"

   ~ Charlotte Perry - Stuart's Mom

"You guys are great at taking a good thing one step too far."

   ~ Anonymous

"You're not a wine snob. . .
You're a wine SNOT!"

   ~ Julie Daugherty - one of JD's sisters

"Sweetie, you are entitled to your opinion . . .
it's just that not everyone wants to hear it."

   ~ Anonymous