{"id":329,"date":"2009-01-28T13:39:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-28T21:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the-stupids.com\/wp\/?p=329"},"modified":"2015-04-05T17:46:28","modified_gmt":"2015-04-05T22:46:28","slug":"keys-to-excellent-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Keys to Excellent Pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/Perfect-Pizza-by-Cynthia-Wenslow.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/Perfect-Pizza-by-Cynthia-Wenslow-209x300.jpg\" alt=\"Perfect Pizza by Cynthia Wenslow\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/Perfect-Pizza-by-Cynthia-Wenslow-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/Perfect-Pizza-by-Cynthia-Wenslow-120x172.jpg 120w, https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/Perfect-Pizza-by-Cynthia-Wenslow.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMy own keys (and I modestly claim to make an excellent pizza) are:<\/p>\n<p>1. Tipo Fino 00 flour with plenty of kneading<br \/>\n2. Highest quality canned whole San Marzano tomatoes, except for the 4 weeks that local tomatoes actually sing<br \/>\n3. No rolling, just hand spreading<br \/>\n4. Low moisture whole milk mozzarella- I love fresh bufala, but it tends to make the pizza soggy<br \/>\n5. Top quality EV olive oil<br \/>\n6. Garlic lightly precooked in the oil<br \/>\n7. Hottest oven possible with the longest practical preheat<br \/>\n8. Stone, of course<br \/>\n9. Minimum of added salt<br \/>\n10. Fresh ground black pepper in the sauce- not too much, just a few grinds<br \/>\n11. Sauce precooked for a few minutes<br \/>\n12. NO GODDAM PINEAPPLE<br \/>\n13. Cheese grated with a little Provolone added (not the smoked crap)<\/p>\n<p>SY<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-329\" data-postid=\"329\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-329 themify_builder themify_builder_front\">\n\n\t<\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My own keys (and I modestly claim to make an excellent pizza) are: 1. Tipo Fino 00 flour with plenty of kneading 2. Highest quality canned whole San Marzano tomatoes, except for the 4 weeks that local tomatoes actually sing 3. No rolling, just hand spreading 4. Low moisture whole milk mozzarella- I love fresh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[126],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking-techniques","tag-pizza","has-post-title","no-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2blXF-5j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2858,"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions\/2858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.the-stupids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}