“I’ve often wondered to myself: does a vegetarian look forward to dinner, ever?”

~ Julia Child

“Stuart has a real problem with authority.”

~ Robert M. Parker, Jr

“Omigawd, you people are alcoholics!”

~ Charlotte Perry – Stuart’s Mom

“You guys are great at taking a good thing one step too far.”

~ Anonymous

“You’re not a wine snob. . . You’re a wine SNOT!”

~ Julie Daugherty – one of JD’s sisters

“Sweetie, you are entitled to your opinion . . . it’s just that not everyone wants to hear it.”

~ Anonymous